carrie's beans

Photo 1: My rigged camping ceiling fan. Lets hope the bungees...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:57:49 -0400

Photo 1: My rigged camping ceiling fan. Lets hope the bungees stay fresh so I don’t die in my sleep.

Photo 2: Current view in my most recently acquired camper. Ugly as fuck. I will be investing in some paint to replace yellowed-whiteness with a tree canopy over a twilight background. The branches will grow out across my ceiling.

Any artists wanna play? I’ll buy the paint and vodka. You do what you do best and get free booze/food.

Reblogging to bookmark, I wanna know all about this face later.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:15:01 -0400

Reblogging to bookmark, I wanna know all about this face later.

Being old has its perks.

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:36:36 -0400

LIke Old People Festi camping. All the amenities and wisdom that years have brought us. We pack light and efficient, only bringing what we need, everything is always useful and fun. We’re gonna have a great time.

You're gonna have a bad time.

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:17:10 -0400

If you’re scouring the net a mere days before going to ILLINOIS to camp in a tent where you’ve been evacuated from tornados before and are watching F4 footage and seeing destruction videos…

#sneakyB-

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:58:50 -0400

#sneakyB-

notlikeyoucare: Been doing some re-reading of some of my...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:29:12 -0400

notlikeyoucare:

Been doing some re-reading of some of my favourite books lately—-most recently, Tithe and Ironside by Holly Black.

“Kiss my ass, Rath Roiben Rye.”

Jamie Chung as Kay Fierch.

One of my favorite quotes from the book!

Questionable Business Practices. The following is an email conversation with a client, a muliti-million dollar corporation.

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:05:52 -0400

Client: Attached a copy of your check along with waiver for your March payment for the ------- project. Please sign, notarize and either fax or email the waiver to my attention in order for us to release payment.

Me: Thank you for the photocopies. However, I would be perjuring myself if I signed a sworn document stating that P----- Co. as well as my subcontractors, namely C----- Concrete have been paid, which we have not. If you are withholding payment on the receipt of this sworn document, then I would be lying. I cannot attest that C----- Concrete has been paid either because you are holding their check upon the receipt of this document. I have completed for previous [Shady Client] projects a total of 18 pay applications, affidavits and waiver of liens and have never been asked to have a notary witness a false statement of events. According to this lien waiver, it would be illegal for me to sign if I have not received payment. Please advise.

#Tuesday #Fire #Therapy #thisiswhyimpoor #campinglife

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:19:05 -0400

#Tuesday #Fire #Therapy #thisiswhyimpoor #campinglife

Okay this was humorous. Never enough.. Need.. Beer.. Sounds...

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:07:57 -0400

Okay this was humorous. Never enough.. Need.. Beer.. Sounds right. What is spell check trying to say?

Don't stop! Don't go!

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:05:58 -0400

I’m out of the drama loop around here. Or, if I’m in it I’m unaware. So please don’t any of you stop posting because I still want something to look at. And posts of yours still left to either like or absorb appreciatively without doing anything. Seriously, I’m a sponge for this stuff and there’s never enough.

Inside the Paris apartment untouched for 70 years: Treasure trove finally revealed after owner locked up and fled at outbreak of WWII

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:26:00 -0400

Inside the Paris apartment untouched for 70 years: Treasure trove finally revealed after owner locked up and fled at outbreak of WWII:

Laying untouched for seven decades the abandoned home was discovered three years ago after its owner died aged 91.

This just made my day.

(Sorry for the repost from that page that everyone goes to but I want to keep this link forever.)

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Mon, 13 May 2013 12:25:01 -0400

First pins, then sponsored posts. Now Tumblr doesn’t like how fat I am? Neither do I buddy. Neither do I.

Sand People are scary. Good news: they rarely leave Tatooine. And only to go to Walt Disney World it seems.

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:23:00 -0400

I agree, and thanks for the heads up on Disney World. Yet another reason to avoid the place.

Tag. You’re it. The rules are to state 5 random facts about yourself. Then go to ten favorite blogs and tell them they are it.

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:02:00 -0400

My name is Carrie and my sister’s name is Terrie. We rhyme but it doesn’t really bother me anymore.

I used to work in a junkyard and it was a really fun job. Better than cubicle life any day.

I quit smoking weed on purpose because I didn’t like it any more and I’m proud that I could actually quit something. I do however support the legalization of the substance because hey, tax that shit and stuff.

I played the Bassoon for eight years and was a total band geek in high school.

As a rule, I don’t date musicians.

Again.

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:09:33 -0400

This time I awoke writhing in pain. I was a new student at a new school. As a punishment for acting out in class I had to stand with my face against the chalk board while a teacher shoved a pen into the base of my spine. I then proceeded to kick the teacher’s ass. What the fuck? Can I please stop experiencing actual physical pain from dreaming?

I love you

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:13:42 -0400

Can we like snuggle and stuff then get food and sleep and go see a concert?

All of the mystery of this world, whenever I gaze I wonder; what...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:51:40 -0400

All of the mystery of this world, whenever I gaze I wonder; what the world is really like on the other side. The one I see when I look up from the bottom. What a strange world it must be.

I’m still here. This was a pallet fire last night. Made it...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:38:58 -0400

I’m still here. This was a pallet fire last night. Made it my life’s mission to do nothing but Tend today. Mission accomplished. And drunk but that’s just a side effect. Been at it since nightmares woke me at 8 A.M.

by Brian Froud Brian Froud needs to invade my dreams because...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:10:42 -0400

by Brian Froud

Brian Froud needs to invade my dreams because he’s already taken over my imagination.

I don't always have nightmares, but when I do...

Sun, 12 May 2013 08:34:08 -0400

My friends who are currently on vacation had a crappy hotel room.

Then I saw Neil Degrasse Tyson (cool) but I broke my leg and could feel the bones moving and no one would give me a splint.

After that I was driving around an entire city full of Christianity Only hotels. (Scary in itself). But the most fucked up part was that my parents sent me down to pick up my spring breaker brother who was in some kind of trouble. The front desk said there had been some noise complaints but he hadn’t been arrested yet. I found him in the lobby crying and when he confessed his crime to me it was that he had strangled his girlfriend and beat the ever loving shit out of her. She wasn’t dead and he told her he was sorry but he was trying to hide her condition.

WTF FLORIDA?