June 2012
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Ok Opinion Time Here: I need help.
If I think someone’s behavior is weird-creepy, but not yet scary-creepy, should I say something now in case he evolves into Full-On Creepster or just watch him like a Hawk in case he steps out of line?
I think I may have witnessed something gross but I’m not sure. I turned around last night to see someone staring at me in the darkness then hastening away upon discovery.
It’s...
Grahhhh!!!
So stressed I can’t even __________________.
So sorry to vent, I can’t speak my emotions out loud to anyone. So hello Tumblr.
:/
Just the Facts: The A B C’s of HIV/AIDS →
Because it hasn’t just “gone away”.
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My first thought upon awakening was that I have absolutely no desire to go home to my tiny tin prison cell. No hope of air conditioning, spending every penny I have on that place and living meal to meal worrying if I was gonna eat the next day.
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Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
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Person Body Pillow
Took the boyfriend’s weekend plans to go see Nascar as an opportunity to spend time with family at their summer home. Honestly, I wanted this right? A little breathing room? And it’s not like we’re attached at the hip IRL anyway, but now that I’m not in the same 10 Ft. radius as he is I all of a sudden need him to throw my leg over and prop my hip up to alleviate lower back...
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So I guess I'M the asshole cuz I went back to...
Me *herp derp, cleaning the table*
One of the Hims to me: SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!!!!
Peanut Gallery: Oooohhhh!!
Me: ...ecuuuse me?
Him: I'm sorry...?
Me: That statement is correct because it applies to you.
Him: I'm sorry, I thought I was helpin' out the guys...
Stanley (first of the guys to speak up, also the walrus guy when he takes his teeth out): HEY MAN! Speak for yourself, you ain't doin' US ANY favors!
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“I hardly know.”
– Is this an Austen reference from pride and Prejudice? And did she write ‘hardly’ or ‘scarcely’?
PaaaaaaaiiiiIiinful.
Glad I’m not related to this class’ valedictorian. Speech-on you speechie woman.
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Wanna Fife?
Him: better watch, I'll fight you.
Mike: Shut up.
Him: No, here, I'll take my teeth out.
*Proceeds to hold teeth in hand and shout expletives through his wet wiggling walrus mouth*
Him: you wanna fife? Come on we'll fife righ maw. I put my teef in my back pocket.
Me: Stanley! Put your teeth back in your mouth RIGHT NOW!
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