Long winded as it may be
I have to start with rambling theory before I can circle my way around to specific situations and scenes.
Me: Brian! Do you remember Mike's cousin Jamie?
Me: Mike's cousin. She's tall, skinny with black hair?
Him: Does she have big tits?
Him: Hook me up! Call her now! How long have you waited to tell me this? Here's my phone, use my minutes!!!
Jaim: Happy FUCKING Birthday!!!!!!
One of my several Hurricane Breakfasts was in honor of you, but I was too drunk to say so. Now that I’m on a snack break from my nap, HFBD my friend!
What Your Favorite Wes Anderson Movie Says About... →
“One time at a ski lodge you tripped on a serving tray while playing Tetris and only just barely avoided stitches and had to get one of those butterfly bandages right on the side of your face, to hold the skin together while it healed.” Because I love The Royal Tenenbaums. This is me 100%. Remember my nose scar post?
Confucious or his minions were being literally...
Her as she scrapes butts to the side of the cat litter-filled flower pot ashtray: here, I'm clearing us some space.
Me: Okay, thanks.
Her: It's like a Zen garden.
Global Grind is reporting that Beastie Boy Adam... →
shortformblog: Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys has passed. GlobalGrind is confirming this very sad news. One of our heroes, Adam Yauch aka MCA of the Beastie Boys has passed this morning after a long bout with cancer. Our prayers go out to the family of Adam and the entire Beastie Boys crew. Global Grind is owned by Russell Simmons, who played a key role in starting the Beastie Boys’ career....
Yesss! A stranger reblogged something I posted one...
I win the internet like a champ!
IRL interrupts too much into the better one.
Not saying that I don’t derive enjoyment from life, because I certainly find myself among the happy. I’m just saying that I miss the Muse, I miss the productivity of my imagination and I only have a grown-ups drama to blame. P.S. Karen Marie Moning said (paraphrasing) that she loved her job because it was like a giant puzzle she gets to piece together and feels amazed that she gets...