November 2011
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Office Supply Peddler eavesdropped on my...
We were in the middle of discussing our WORST CLIENT IN THE HISTORY OF ALL THE CLIENTS and The Peddler pipes in saying, “Oh, Company Blah Blah, I know the owners.”
Bookkeeper and I turn and stared at him stone-faced. Fortunately we kept our mouths shut, but what I really wanted to say was, “TELL YOUR BEST FRIEND’s WIFE THAT HER DAD IS A CROOK WHO MAKES HIS MILLIONS BY...
“I’m not ready to tell you why I’m mad at you.”
– Supposed-best friend.
Should I honor her wishes or force a conversation with her because I think that’s a cop-out excuse to write me off unfairly?
Dealing with some fake-assed friends lately.
I feel like I need to stay away from fake-book before I end up telling the bitches off publicly.
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What's the hand gesture called when someone holds...
Yeah, that. Hick just did that to me when I refused to dance with him.
Watching the boyfriend sing every word to every...
It’s bearable only because he’s buying.
We may have our problems,
But I’m thankful for my boyfriend who hates cats but loves me enough to give me his bank card for carte blanche emergency vet expenses.
Being sick at concerts sucks.
Fucking bronchitis.
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ALL GOOD MUSIC FESTIVAL MOVES TO OHIO →
Formerly Buckeye Lake near Columbus, Ohio.
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So sick and tired of the drama.
I have expectations that are different from yours. They apparently never have lined up. Who would have thought that after six years anything would change? My heart is weary.
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Everyone needs a shady crackhead lawyer in their...
…Right?
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Truthful Tuesday
I was too pretentious to be a Lit. Major in college. I actually blurted out the end of a sentence that my professor was saying essentially stealing her thunder. I felt like an ass for being such a bitch of a student, but really, she should have prefaced her statement with, “some may already know,” when making an old point sound like a profound parallel. So, was this a clue that I...
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Was Austen Murdered? →
Article credit goes to my friend Marie over on Facebook. I’m intrigued by the concept, just maybe not enough to start reading crime novels.
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So I thought I had the queue function thing down,
but apparently all my posts blurted out at once. Fail.
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How to effectively start a conversation with smart...
carriesbeans:
You: Happy Binary Day (if the date so happens to have only ones and zeros in it.)
Smarty Pansty: Thanks!
You: What number is today?
Wait for Smarty Pantsy to either tell you outright, or watch them as they impressively do math longhand right in front of you. The answer only matters to them but you can make them feel good about themselves by seeming impressed while simultaneously...
New track. It's been years, cool.
I am old enough to admit that I wish they served cappuccino @ House of Blues.
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moe. tonight!
This band started it all for me - the lifestyle. People hear that and doubt my dedication when they hear that The Dead wasn’t my entre into the genre. Sorry guys. I started as a bassoon player, then a classical jazz fan, then moe., then I met my Dead Head boyfriend. I’ve come full circle and I’m happy to tell the world that I’m happier than shit to dance tonight to MY old...
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“I don’t think they hate gay people for what they do in bed; what they...”
– David Hunt, The Magician’s Tale
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The mayor for my town's election was due for a...
He is in his mid 30s and favors discriminatory homestead visual profiling AND not-coincidentally-because-this-is-a-small-town officiated one of my best friend’s weddings. Not because she believed in his socioeconomic discriminatory practices, but because she was a Catholic marrying a Born-Again and needed a secular officiator. However, I arrive @ a local pub and was informed preimptorially...
Conversation before leaving for the bar:
Me: Do I look Latina?
Him: Yes.
…?
Me: ..does it look “bad”?
Him: No.
*Kisses me*
…. Okaaay, so I guess he digs Latinas?
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Sociological Relevance?
thedailywhat:
Three’s A Crowd of the Day: Research conducted at Cornell University has found that, despite the average Facebook user boasting 130 friends, many today have only two people they would consider “close friends.”
Though that number is down from an average of three 25 years ago, this doesn’t necessarily mean we are becoming more socially isolated.
“Rather than our networks getting...
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“To read, write, eat, sleep, have sex, go camping and dance. You know, the simple...”
– Me
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“I think one of the main ways the processed food industry is trying to grow and...”
– Confessions of a former Big Food executive (via kateoplis)
Determining intent of study isn’t necessary when the study is performed by a non-biased, independent third party such as a college or university. Any research performed or funded by the principal subjects comes under question when...
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How to effectively start a conversation with smart...
You: Happy Binary Day (if the date so happens to have only ones and zeros in it.)
Smarty Pansty: Thanks!
You: What number is today?
Wait for Smarty Pantsy to either tell you outright, or watch them as they impressively do math longhand right in front of you. The answer only matters to them but you can make them feel good about themselves by seeming impressed while simultaneously appearing to...
