carrie's beans
“You have no unpaid invoices so you CAN’T get a statement. There IS no statement to give you.”
— Questionable materials transporter who may or may not be associated with the Hell’s Angels. (Do not re-blog)
September 2011
36 posts
Bookkeepr Wanted..
I was going to spread the word about a job opportunity - but then I realized I like my anonymity and B.S.-ing-ability over here in the tumblr.world. So, if any of you know any good bookkeepers in the western Cleveland area - send me a p.m. and I’ll hook you up with a link to the listing. Happy Thursday!
*9* emails and *3* highlighted screenshots later..
..I get a direct answer to a simple question from the VP of my company’s bank. It’s a truly ”duh” and excellent potential tumblr. moment to share with you, but unfortunately I’d have to block out 99% of the content for privacy. Never mind, just trust me that today, I was able to be simultaneously sarcastic and direct which *finally* produced productive results.
“A wise man once said—‘the skill in attending a party is knowing when it’s time to leave.’ We built something extraordinary together. We did this thing. And now we’re going to walk away from it. ”
—Michael Stipe, on the R.E.M. website.
R.E.M. goes out of business and stabs me in the heart.. →
remhq.com
so I post this twice. It’s that deep for me.
This is quickly spiraling into the worst workday ever..
.. I mean the worst in all my years of working. :(
Okay, I'm showing my Tumblr. ingorance here..
but when I check my page and my posts say “7 notes”, I click to see these notes and it only shows 2. What’s up with that?
*Just a small-timer here, but I still enjoy tumblr.ing.
Decorating white balls
is the best part of running a Putt Putt Tourney.
“Honey, I’m going to deny you a vaccine that prevents a horrible, bleeding cancer, just as a little reminder of the religious values I’ve been trying to teach you.”
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Michael Gerson - Opinion Writer - A dose of reality for the HPV debate
Happy 30th Carrie - would you like to buy yourself a birthday present? Yes, thank you! →
wardenvs.com
I bought this:
Personalized Signed Copy of Dark Lover - Hardcover!
Knot your average C wench: Smooth Sailing →
nautimermaid.tumblr.com
Regarding Anon, you lose. I don’t give a fuck. What are words, but a bunch of symbols grouped together to sound out phrases that you’re too much of a pussy to say to someones face. They have no power over me.
My only regret, was the subsequent deactivation. In that moment, it felt like catching…
J! Not sure what happened - I was at Put In Bay drinking continuously as I turned 30. Then the day after that I drank some more - just on a different Island. I haven’t been on Tumblr. or posted with the exception of catching vomit-inducing double-plaid pals at the ferry waiting to come home yesterday. Either way I miss you and am glad you’re back online. Let’s hang out in real life though!
I'm on a boat, and need a nap.
So I’m gonna take one. I spent my Bday Recovery day Island hopping.
Her Pickup Advice:
Awkward Him: Do you think I could pick up a woman and talk to her and buy her drinks and stuff? (At the tiki bar) Her to awkward Him: Well, just make sure you leave the Rubik’s Cube in your pocket next time. Her to Me: He had magic tricks in his pocket too! Me to Her: The last guy I met in a bar who had a magic trick was trying to show me a card trick. You know what the trick was? He hiked up his pants while shuffling and set his balls on my leg. I didn’t want to talk to him anymore after that.
