I’m not even going to tell you who owns this laptop. Just putting it out there & letting the image speak for itself.

I’m not even going to tell you who owns this laptop. Just putting it out there & letting the image speak for itself.

BAMF Spoiled by Mom Day

BAMF Spoiled by Mom Day

Had to zoom out for all the hair. Please excuse the Safety Yellow, it’s a work uniform. Clashes with Red Violet HD by Color Sync.

Had to zoom out for all the hair. Please excuse the Safety Yellow, it’s a work uniform. Clashes with Red Violet HD by Color Sync.

Mind Dump - The Bullet Load

- So I downloaded snapchat and it won’t let me create an account. That’s apparently one wagon I won’t be jumping on.

- How does one listen to songs from their dash in iOS? I can’t do that and I really want to.

- Gummy foods for raw sliced-open tooth holes are all starch and carb by nature. I’m going through protein withdrawal and it’s making me gassy cranky.

- Face primer before makeup has changed my life. Love that shit.

- Also in face related news there is a duplicate (generic copy) of Clinique Face Toner #2 at Walmart (wally brand) and this has been a looong time coming. That is the nectar of the gods and my skin has missed it so much during my impoverished years.

- Dying to sneak away. Also going through Island withdrawal. Sister gets to go this weekend. I won’t be able to make it until mid-May. Sadface.

- Every morning I wake up ready to take on the world. 8 hours later I get off work, look at my messy home, take my pants off and crawl into bed. I need to change that habit and afternoon caffeine is not doing the trick. Might have to switch to crack.

- Why won’t Tumblr. let us look at someone’s avi in any frame larger than a thumbnail? I want to see what you look like and not all of you post selfies. See? Selfies not all that bad huh?

- I will NOT eat an entire sleeve of saltines today. I will NOT eat an entire sleeve of slatines today…

- Book review forthcoming.

On the Rocks or Rocks Off

Okay I talk a lot on here about this boy or that boy blah blah blah. What I’m really only doing is venting. I’m not and never have been a cheater.

I honestly don’t think I could because even though I get reaaaaaaaally drunk I still remember what I’m doing. Unless I put my foot in my mouth (I have an amazing capacity to block that shit out).

So the post about the Airline Pilot, or the Ferry Boat Captain, or the guy I danced with once, or even the Flower Power guy from Buffalo are all just projections of what I’d really like to have in a relationship but don’t really expect to find in one single person.

And yes, I have a person. After talking and yelling through our problems I typed four pages and handed it in like homework and in 3 months he’s acknowledged 2 things and forgot the rest.

Not really sure where I’m going with this post but it is “T” Tuesday and Ruth’s post got me all self assessing and I did dream last night that I was trying to impress a guy to make him fall in love with me.

Why did that fantasy involve me embarrassing myself? My point exactly. I’ll figure it out some day. Until then? Thanks for putting up with me loves.

Fun ‘n Stuff

Sounds like beanbags upstairs.

-Me passing out in my cousin’s basement on her birthday.

But you’re old and “taken” anyway. You’re not in love with the daydream boy. You’re even old enough to know why he was nice to you in the first place. If you don’t ignore him forevermore then YOU will be the pathetic one. Soo… Time to find new friends. And an airline pilot.

So remember the daydream boy? Well we’re coexisting in reality tonight and he brought a date and I love her she’s great. Right?

Day Drinking Birthday parties are the best!

Day Drinking Birthday parties are the best!

Where do you spend your happy hour? And yes, that’s a Citgo sign on a hot tub.

I can’t stop crying.

I don’t even know why I’m upset. It’s like the past four months of bullshit have caught up with me and a scary tooth extraction pulled not just the rotted tooth but the plug on my stress in life.

This photo explains so much about my family dynamic. Siblings Day!

This photo explains so much about my family dynamic. Siblings Day!

Vicodin’s kicking in. Should have taken the clonazepam BEFORE extraction. Duh.

Vicodin’s kicking in. Should have taken the clonazepam BEFORE extraction. Duh.

The Put In Bay Dentist

Yeah, that’s a thing. We drive 45 minutes away to get teeth worked on by a fellow islander. Getting 4 out of 7 “spots” worked on today so half day yay! Since His office is 100 yards from the lake I may console myself with a beach walk. And maybe a milkshake.